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| 14 October 2004 | A layperson’s guide to medical terminology
As a guide for patients and members alike we thought that it would be useful to offer the following for perusal!(please note this the jokes section of the website)
A layperson’s guide to medical terminology
Antibody - Against everyone
Artery - The s.... |
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| 23 September 2004 | 24hr Cover - Anonymous Source
We are grateful for the anonymous contribution of this cartoon strip, your thoughts are most welcome!.... |
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| 10 April 2004 | 9 Good Things About the Flu
9 Good Things About the Flu:
1. No one wants to come near you
2. You can legally take sedatives
3. You realise guests on daytime talk shows have worse lives than you do
4. You get away with being rude, obnoxious and surly
5. You can slob about the ho.... |
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| 11 January 2004 | Funny 999 Calls - Quirky News
Spotted by a friend in The Sun, Sat 3rd Jan edition, page 14:
999? I'd like a cuddle please
A lonely woman dealled 999 on Christmas Day - and asked ambulancemen for a HUG.
She was one of 179 time-wasters out of 493 callers to Westcountry Ambulance Se.... |
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| 30 December 2003 | More Jokes from Various Sources
Being the holiday season and not wanting to bore you with work related issues, here are some more 'FUNNIES' from various sources!
>>Found on London Ambulance Service Unofficial Website
Q. What’s the biggest difference between an ambulance and a fire.... |
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| 23 December 2003 | Festive Competition - Which A&E is this?
As a special treat, we have found one of the least visited A&E's in Sussex, you just have to guess which one it is!!!!
Answer to:
Email Your Answer Here
Clue: It's 3am in this picture.... |
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| 22 December 2003 | A Code Of Ethical Behaviour For Patients
A Code of Ethics from our US Counterparts! - unknown author
1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR PARAMEDIC TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity.
2. BE CHEERFUL AT ALL TIMES.
Yo.... |
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| 19 December 2003 | A Christmas Funny
I have taken the time to provide you with a Seasonal Funny!!
Please click here to download it (will take a couple of minutes!):
>>AWAY IN A MANGAR
Thanks and Happy Christmas & New Year to you all..... |
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| 6 December 2003 | CAR-CROSSED LOVERS
CAR-CROSSED LOVERS
A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly be.... |
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| 6 December 2003 | TWO WEASELS AT A BAR
TWO WEASELS AT A BAR
Before you read on, you may be interested to know that this was voted England's favourite joke:
Two weasels are sitting at a bar. One starts to insult the other.
He screams: "I've slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as.... |
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| 6 December 2003 | New Guidelines from the European Union
New guideline from The European Community
A Government spokesman has confirmed that in order to meet the conditions for joining the euro, the phrase 'spending a penny' is to be banned after 31 December 2003.
From this date the correct terminology w.... |
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| 13 October 2003 | A Pertinent Nursery Rhyme!!
Found in the Daily Mail (or Express):
Molly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
So she phoned an ambulance to be quick, quick, quick.
The medic looked at Dolly and he shook his head,
'Because we were so long I think poor Dolly's dead'.
The moral of.... |
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| 7 September 2003 | IDENTIFY THESE PEOPLE AND WIN SOMETHING!
We understand that this is a secret meeting place of an unusual cult?Do you know these people?
Identify them successfully and you could win a day with them, at your expense!.... |
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| 7 September 2003 | FOOTBALL MADNESS
From the THA August newsletter:
help for fans depressed when the footie season is over
A "Summer No Football Helpline" TELEPHONE 0870 416 8888
- plays four different sounds from the terraces, including "Man just behind you shouting in your ear".... |
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| 12 August 2003 | Who is this then?
Does anyone recognise this man?.... |
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| 9 July 2003 | What are Stretcher Monkeys?
We found some lurking around Crawley whilst on Standby again.
We understand that the Alpha Male is the one with the 'Tash'!.... |
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| 9 July 2003 | Do you remember Britain's Sexiest?
Well this is what he looks like at the moment!.... |
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| 3 July 2003 | P.C. Nursery Rhymes
Politically Correct versions
Jack & Jill
Two young persons of opposite gender, proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition was to procure a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the e.... |
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